Jul29

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Jul29

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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Jul29

vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

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Jul23

An aphorism (from Greek ἀφορισμός aphorismos, “delimitation”) is an original thought, spoken or written in a laconic (concise) and memorable form.Aphorism literally means a “distinction” or “definition”. The term was first used in the Aphorisms of Hippocrates. The oft-cited first sentence of this work is:

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience deceptive, judgment difficult.

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aphorism
[aph·o·rism]
Jul23

tootricky:

love bird has a wash (source)

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Jul21

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Jul18

kittytentacles:

jaclynxhyde:

fatadditives:

jaclynxhyde:

chicken-mcniggletts:

stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

go australia

"you’re not you when you’re hungry" is the tagline… normally, these commercials are mocking the person you "become" when you’re hungry, so i’m not exactly sure about this…. 

Yeah. No, I saw this. The entire joke is that the construction workers become respectful of women, which is so out of character. Cos haha.. respect. It’s funny.. get it? 

Eat a Snickers, you’ll forget that women are people. Natural order is restored. That was a scary few minutes.

No gold star for you, Snickers.

thanks! that’s a better way to articulate what i felt. i wasn’t sure how to put it was it was totally not something i felt was a good thing… 

this is rather upsetting….

Jul18